My favorite Bumper Sticker Sayings

Change is inevitable, escept from a vending machine.

I love cats...They taste just like chicken.

Fight Crime. Shoot Back

Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.

Cover me. I'm changing lanes.

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

Calm down, it was just a lane change.

Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.

If you're living like there is no God, you'd better be right.

I want to die in my sleep like grandfather...Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!

It's as bad as you think it is, and they are out to get you.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

If we aren't supposed to eat animals why are they made of meat?

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all it's students.

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

Forget about world peace...Try using your turn signal.

Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

We are born naked, cold and hungry. Then things get worse.

Make it idiot proof and someone will invent a better idiot.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Always remember you're unique just like everyone else.

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

I'm not a vegetarian because I like animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate vegetables.

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

I souport publik edekasion.

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice Doggie!"..until you can find a rock.